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HIT ELON BELOW THE BUMPER!
Every hates Elon. Now he’s turned on POTUS?! Well you don’t need to join the throngs of vandals and arsonists to show him how you feel. Just grab one of these Pinatas and, lawfully take it out on it!
ORDER JUST IN TIME FOR THE 4TH OF JULY!
Order as many of these limited-edition goodies as possible. Grab a bat, a broomstick, or whatever tickles your revenge bone and take out some good old-fashioned legal hostility. Your Uncle Sam thanks you.
Unfortunately, we have to charge for shipping. Flat fee of $12.00 Anywhere in USA.
Questions?
The CYBERSCHMUCK is currently a pre-order item only (we didn’t make thousands of them yet). AVAILABLE TO SHIP JUNE 4, 2025!
